All the Mama Ladies by Mom-O-Tron Feat. Stephanie Ponting Barron (Single Ladies Parody)

Here's a little comedic relief for all those mama's out there who are just holding on by their coffees.

Special thanks to Stephanie for helping me when the lyrics just stopped making sense (I blame the lack of sleep)

Disclaimer: I'm not actually losing my sanity.

All the mama ladies, all the mama ladies,

All the mama ladies, all the mama ladies,

All the mama ladies, all the mama ladies,

All the mama ladies,

Now put your hands up!

Just woke up, coffee in ma cup, doing my own little thing,

Baby is asleep, don’t make a peep

Wish I knew what it was like to get sleep.

Nap time is here, attempt number three,

Don’t pay me any attention.

Just cried my tears, from nap time fears,

Is she going to go down easily?

Chorus

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

I’m going mad cause my baby won’t sleep through it

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

I’m going mad cause my baby won’t sleep through it

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

Weight is here to stay, aint goin' away,

Got me tight in my old pair of jeans,

No time to eat; grab a small piece of meat,

Oh how nice it would be to have a seat,

Where did I put that?

Did I mention, don’t pay me any attention?

My memory is dirt, spit up on my shirt,

Oh the mommy life was made for me.

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

I’m going mad cause my baby won’t sleep through it

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

I’m going mad cause my baby won’t sleep through it

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

Oh, the past three months are a blur,

I’m so in love with her,

My love is what she deserves; it’s how she will learn.

Here's a girl that takes me, she makes me
Motherhood is my destiny, to infinity and beyond,

Pull her into my arms, speak with a gentle tone,

If I don’t, I’ll be alone, cause before I know she'll be grown

All the mama ladies, all the mama ladies,

All the mama ladies, all the mama ladies,

All the mama ladies, all the mama ladies,

All the mama ladies,

Now put your hands up,

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

I’m going mad cause my baby won’t sleep through it

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

I’m going mad cause my baby won’t sleep through it

I’m about to lose my sanity bit by bit

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh